Don't Try This at Home

This morning I got ready to go swimming with my family and noticed that I should do a quick armpit shave...one of my least favorite things to do. While I was debating on how I was going to do this since I was already dressed, I saw Cody's electric razor and thought, well the face is a pretty sensitive place and so are my armpits so why not?! As I shaved I yelled to Cody about how cool my new idea was but when I was done and put my arms down, I felt the stinging. Figuring it was because my armpits were a little dry, I put moisturizing deodorant on. Bad idea. Oh how they stung. Running around with my arms in the air I noticed small little cuts that started to show up. Then, Cody told me to put on this special lotion that he uses for his face when he get razor burn. Well your armpits and your face are two different things because I was in pain and ran into the shower to wash it off. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, the soap I used to wash everything off contributed to the burning. After a couple minutes off armpit torture, the warm water finally soothed my poor pits. When I got out of the shower I gave it one last attempt and tried Wesley's diaper ointment. I am proud to say I am pain free, and will never try to shave with an electric razor again. Lesson learned.